Easily Read

We're not at all alike. I'm all boobs, belly and a bum that only seems to get any shape when I am riding a good few kilos above where I want to be, whereas Sarah is the most luscious of pears. A friend once joked that, spooning, we must be a perfect square, a fleshy jigsaw puzzle.

"Horizontal stripes are fattening, you know?"

"Good thing I'm not the one wearing them then. You're just grumbling for form's sake."

True enough, but I resisted being so easily read.

"You don't know that!"

She cupped my mons.

"Oh but I do, baby."

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